Be Patient, be fine, be balanced, be kind


the chicken from season 1 is more important than larry


my dad is a cop and i just called him and he was like “hey i have a 17 year old boy in the back of my cop car right now that i’m running him to the station” and i asked if he was cute and my dad said “Hey, my daughter wants to know if you’re cute” and the guy said “i want to say yes, sir” and my dad started laughing so hard


you know that mood you get in sometimes where you just fucking are in love with drinking water